I was planning on doing a TOP 5 THINGS THAT CUSTOMERS DO TO PISS ME OFF list but the list kept on growing and i figured that it will continue to grow so there’s no limit…just look out for updates.

• i hate it when a customer know that they are getting more then one sandwich but don’t tell you at the beginning when they place their order. now i know that sometimes after seeing someone as cute as me make their sandwich oh so perfect, they’re probably thinking ‘damn i want another one’ or maybe they were being polite and didnt want to overload me with their multiple order but damn dat shyt is annoying because after i finish making the sandwich, wrap it up and go to the register i gotta start another order for them. its so much easier to bang it all out in one shot.

• okay so there’s a $5 special going on. before it used to be any footlong sandwich for $5 and now its only 8 sandwiches however subways is a franchise…..hold up i don’t even know if im using the right word but anyways who ever owns the subways can decide if they want to participate with that deal. my boss is only selling those specials 8 sandwiches: meatball marinara, cold cut combo, spicy italian, tuna, veggie delite, black forest ham, oven roasted chicken breast and blt, for $5….shyt even the commercial changed and its those 8 sandwiches but still even with the BRIGHT ASS ORANGE SIGNS in subways and me pointing out those signs, customers still wanna ask for a sandwich thats not on the deal and expect for it to be $5. i hate that shyt!!!!! i explained to you before i cut the bread and placed the turkey and cheese that “that sandwich is not on our $5 special its regular price” (as you can see i say that shyt all the time) and then we start to argue at the register because you dont wanna spend $6.93………..please stop pissing me off.

• OMG i really hate the customers that dont speak up. wtf you think i am? i dont read lips. please speak the fuck up. or when they dont speak at all and want to point/motion what item they want with their mouth. i dont know if i can explain this motion right but it looks like they are getting ready to kiss their granny and i dont wanna see your crusty ass lips. if your going to point with your lips why wont you just open them and tell me what you want. honestly it will make it easier for the both of us because i really dont know what the hell you’re pointing at. i also hate when they tap on the glass. now i dont mind if its a item thats not as popular like the banana peppers. its not like when we were learning our fruits and veggies that we had flash cards with banana peppers on it but when its onions or cucumbers, something that i think many people know, why tap on the glass? plus im short. im eye level with the glass case so whatever the customer is pointing to i cant really see. so now the customer getting annoyed because i dont know what the hell they want because i cant mind/lip/point read.

• now i hate when the customer starts to tell me what veggie they would like on the sandwich but they do it in a weird order. now this is probably real petty of me but the lettuce and tomatoes are the main sandwich fillers and when i finish placing the meat and cheese on the bread i ask “lettuce and tomatoes?” when the customer says no im kool wit it but when i close the sandwich and about to wrap it up they shout out “YOU NOT GON PUT ON DA LETTUCE N’ TOMATOES?” wtf!!! i asked you if u wanted it and you said no…..no means not at all, decline, a refusal so thats why i aint put it on. jesh and then thats when the fight breaks out again with me and the customer. smh……pure stress

• similar to the placement of veggies but now its that question of toasting the sandwich. i asked if you wanted it toasted and you said no. so now the sandwich is complete and you wanna cuss sum bad words because i didnt toast your sandwich. once again, i asked you if you wanted it toasted and you said the magic word “no” and that is why i didnt do it. seriously this happened to me. one night a Jamaican lady came in and i asked her if she wanted her sandwich toasted and she said no. lord knows the woman said no and im about to ring up her sandwich and she goes “ya nah go toast di sinting? me nah go pay far it if di sandwich nah melt” (English translation “aren’t you going to toast the sandwich? im not going to pay for the sandwich if its not toasted) lol i had to translate what she said but now im like what the hell you want me to do with it because if i put it on the toaster your veggies are going to be toasted.

• i work in a mall so we give people a discount if they work in the mall but im tired of explaining to ppl that i cant give them a discount on an item thats already discounted. this one guy who works in sears just didnt understand and made me call the manager. your already getting the sandwich for $5..correction $5.42 …..for a damn footlong. be happy.

• people wanna complain and say that they arent going to pay for the sandwich because i made it sloppy……..[rolling eyes] now its not like im just flinging ham and cheese on the bread. its the ppl that wanna put on all the veggies, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, black olives, jalepeno peppers, sweet peppers, green bell peppers, banana peppers, pickles, cucumber, friggin spinach and carrots, mayo, honey mustard, ranch and extra sweet onion sauce. now some of the sauce might spew out but i wanna see you close that shyt without it coming out.

• the customer that wants to be on the phone or have a conversation with their while ordering their sandwich. please dont try and multi task while ordering a sandwich when your on my line because this causes the main problem, YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME. im trying to make your sandwich the way you want it so dont let me ask you 5 times “do you want it toasted?”. your wasting my time and the other people that are on line that want their sandwich as well.

DAMN THIS WAS MAD LONG AND DER WAS NO PICTURES